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November 8, 2009
Before I start today:
New Bling
I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me’s Caption Contest last week.
I also got the ‘Best Blog Award’ from BuzzardBilly.
You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page.
I’m ruling Urban Dictionary
This one is my pride and joy.
The phrase “Mental Poo” is now on Urban Dictionary.
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Mental Poo:
‘Mental poo’ is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.
Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they’re just spilling.
We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.
He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.
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YAY ME!
Okay…enough back patting (like there is such a thing).
ONWARD WE GO!
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Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today…
…except a custom “motivational poster” made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously…
…I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here’s today’s poster for you (click to enlarge (that’s what she said)):
Kids.
Shit like this is why I keep mine locked in the basement.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.
Just give me some credit.
God knows my bank won’t.
Moog out.
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