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Astonishingly, things have somehow gotten worse in the past few years, and Limp Bizkit really does represent the lesser of two evils when contrasted with “heavy popular” acts. Would I like to see balding troll Fred Durst rip every golden coil from Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger’s stupid fucking head? Goddammit, yeah, I guess I would. Rolling Stone cites “screamo-crunk” fags Hollywood Undead and Brokencyde as Limp Bizkit’s direct descendants, but when it comes to aborting obnoxious offspring, better late than never. Unfortunately, I can’t put too much faith in Limp Bizkit’s “Saving you from even shittier music” rhetoric, because the group verbally slap-fought with the likes of Creed, Slipknot and Taproot without any of the confrontations resulting in an ideal dual-fatality outcome.

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