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i’ve had tough december 23rds before but nothing like today.
i can’t keep up with time like i used to, and now i find myself trying to figure out a number of last second gifts before the church bells toll.
and i have absolutely no list or ideas.
i’m working with a blank slate.
and it’s like minus 1200 degrees out.
i’ve already freed the dog twice from being stuck to the ground by frozen pee.

so let dread abound.
nothing better to swing my procrastinatin’ butt in gear!

i mean don’t get me wrong, i love this time of year.
just love it.

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