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If youÂ’ve ever thought about down-sizing this could be the answer. This modern home is perfect for one person or a happy couple.

The 27m3 house has everything you need; a lounge with a table and two chairs, a 1.2 metre-wide double bed, a full size shower and a kitchen.

The kitchen has an energy efficient fridge, an induction hob, a cooker hood, a sink with drainer, a combination microwave oven and storage cupboards.

There’s even a washing machine and a self-composting toilet.

The lounge has a comfortable sofa and writing desk.

Plus, there’s a flat screen TV so you can watch your favourite movies.

And the large picture window lets in plenty of natural light.

If you’re keen to protect the environment, you simply can’t go wrong.

The house is built almost entirely from sustainable materials.

The interior designer used birch plywood to decorate the walls, whilst exterior walls are a contrasting sweet chestnut.

Cork floor tiles are fitted as standard and lighting is ultra-efficient LED.

Ceilings are a lofty 2-metres high.

Make money from your investment

Your new home will save you a fortune in electricity bills.

The walls and roof have solar panels which provide plenty of energy for your own use.

Any you don’t use you can sell back to the national grid – giving you an estimated return on investment of £1,000 a year.

Even better, your new home is portable…

If you get fed up with your current location or are relocated through work, you can just take your house with you.

The developer Dr Mike Page showcased the house at the Edinburgh Science Festival and said; “It is surprisingly comfortable”.

But there is one drawback…

Due to the economic climate he has yet to set a launch date.

The good news is – I do have plenty of completed properties, ready to move in to.

I even have some student accommodation that is smaller than this!

But it does pay a 10.2 percent guaranteed rental return.

If you are interested drop me an email and I will send you all the details.

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If you have been involved in a non fault road traffic accident and suffered a personal injury, call our whiplash compensation solicitors today. Compclaims no win no fee lawyers have successfully assisted many injured people with their whiplash claim.

A personal injury can have a devasting effect on a personÂ’s life and affect both work and home activities. Whether as a driver, passenger or pedestrian, if you have been injured and suffered due to someone elseÂ’s negligence you may be legally entitled to claim whiplash compensation for any damage and suffering.

Our Solicitors act for clients all throughout the country and you will always receive 100% of your whiplash compensation. The whiplash claim process is simple and our solicitors work on a no win no fee agreement. This means win or lose you will never pay a penny.

Many injured people who have a whiplash claim believe that they have to use the solicitor appointed by their insurance company. You have freedom of choice which solicitor to use and do not have to use them for whiplash compensation claim. They will not always act in your best interest and our no win no fee lawyers will always ensure that we recover the maximum whiplash compensation on your behalf.

Compclaim can assist you make a claim for whiplash,the most common symptoms caused by a road traffic accident. Whiplash is caused by a collision where the head is jolted violently or from a blow to the head. Even low speed collisions can cause whiplash. Typical whiplash symptoms are

Pain, stiffness and loss of movement in the neck
Headaches
Dizziness and blurred vision
Pain in the shoulders, arms or lower back
Difficulty swallowing
Muscle spasms
Tiredness and poor concentration

Our no win no fee lawyers will include any out of pocket expenses or loss of earnings in your whiplash claim.If you require a replacement vehicle,we can assist if yours is undrivable. We can also arrange for assistance with rehabilitation and physio if required and recover the cost of this from the other parties insurers.

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“Here is Edward Bear coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he know, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it”.

I’ve come across this quote from Winnie the Pooh twice in the last month, which got me thinking about why it is we keep on doing the same thing even if we repeatedly get the same negative result. Is it because we don’t know what else to do? How often have you heard someone saying, “What else can I do?” If you ask them the question “What else could you do?” they often reply very quickly, “Nothing, I don’t have any choice”, or “There is no other way”.

We can automatically shut off any thought of doing something different or differently because it would mean getting out of our comfort zone, and the thought of that can be worse than constantly doing something that produces little of what we want but is familiar.

But what if you allowed yourself to think about doing something else instead of bemoaning the fact that you’re not having much luck? For instance, if you’re looking for work via the internet and keep getting rejected, is it worth going to networking meetings or even considering a change of career? If you keep trying to get fit by going to the gym and it’s not working, is that because you’ve picked the wrong exercise? Could dancing suit you better?

Whatever the issue, as they say in NLP “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got. If what you are doing is not working, do something else”. Like Winnie the Pooh, you may know there is another way, which means you’ve taken the first step; becoming aware. The next thing to do is allow yourself to think about the alternatives, then take some action; take that first step – preferably not bumping downstairs on your head.

Today, Pooh’s popularity remains unchanged. Disney created a televised series presenting the adventures of Pooh and his friends. Children continue enjoying the manner in which the little bear gets into trouble and manages to always find the perfect solution.

Winnie the Pooh has even entered adult territory. In 1982, the book “The Tao of Pooh” came out. Pooh is used as an allegory, making it easy for members of Western society to understand the philosophy of Taoism.

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When was the last time you had a hearty laugh? If you donÂ’t quite remember, donÂ’t worry because you will be spending the next fifteen minutes of your life laughing like never before. Given below are the compilations of some of the one liner funny that will surely bring a smile on your face. You must have come across these one liners funny before also, but no matter how many times you read them you will surely laugh upon them. We try to make you laugh with these one liners funny so that you forget all your worries and just enjoy with these funny liners, this will rejuvenate you to some extent that you will feel fresh.
Some of the compilations of one liner funny are given below:
•Some cause happiness wherever they go and some whenever they go.
•Light travel faster than sound, may be that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
•How’s it possible that it takes only one matchstick to initiate a forest fire, but when you want to start a campfire, you go through an entire box.
You must have come cross the above one liners funny earlier also, but as many times you come across these liners they will make you laugh like never before.
If you have a love life or you donÂ’t have one, you can make use of these love quotes to. If your girlfriend or boyfriend is upset with you on something, or you guys had a fight on some issue, than you can make use of these love quotes to solve the problems or issue between you or to express your love to the special one. Of course, romance is not a seasonal thing. The arrows of love can strike any time, anywhere to anyone and you of course cannot wait for a holiday to express your feelings. So, itÂ’s better to go online and find some love quotes for the same.
Some of the love quotes that can be used are:
•I would fly up to the moon and back, if youÂ’ll be… YouÂ’ ll be mine baby.
•I love you; those three words have my life in them.

Sometimes after splitting up with your loved ones, one needs to express the feeling to them, but is unable to do that, than he/she can get the break up quotes to express those feelings.
Some of the breakup quotes are:
•Love is never lost. If not reciprocated. It will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
•Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is worth letting go.

In the same way you can find the quotes on different subjects or issues, like quotes one liner as discussed earlier, one liners, blog out love if you want to express your love to the loved one, teasing quotes to tease someone, quotes on love as given above.
You can choose from a whole lot of bunch available on the site. So go and sign in. The choice is all yours.

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You used to be able to shoot a round of golf in a few hours. Now a round of golf drags on longer than a weekend with your relatives. You play the first hole and then you wait. Finally, you tee off and then you wait. You go to your tee shot and wait until they are off the green. Slow play has never been worse. Let’s all learn to recognize and avoid these slow play sources:

Playing “The Blues”

Too many golfers overestimate their ability and “play the blues.” You shouldn’t play the blue tees unless you have a 10 handicap or better. The handicap of most people “playing the blues” is their swing.

Lost Balls

Don’t spend 20 minutes looking for a lost ball. These thrifty golfers organize a safari with tents and camping gear and push further and further into the underbrush. One of the adventurers cries out, “Eureka, we’ve found it, I see a Titleist at the bottom of that ravine!”

Hey, it’s just a golf ball! It’s lost- you can buy another one. Don’t worry about the ball. Some twelve year kid will find it and sell it back to you from his used ball store set up between holes on the front nine. Don’t let his skateboard throw you off. This kid is the Bill Gates of used ball sales. I know one kid who made $20,000 in one summer selling used golf balls! By August he had set up a drive-thru for golf carts. It looked like a mini-McDonald’s. He repeats your order into a little speaker: “Your order is 6 Top-Flites and 6 Molitor X-outs. Please pay at the first window.”

Yardage Gurus

Another person sending golf back to the ice age is the golfer that needs to know the exact yardage. “Is the pin at the front of the green or the back? What does the yardage on that drain say? Let me check my course guide- it says it is 183 yards from this eucalyptus tree.” After tearing up some grass and throwing it in the air they say, “Looks like about a half club breeze.”

Putter Woes

One source of slow play are weekend Tigers who evaluate a putt from every direction. First they stand behind the ball and plumb-bob their putter as if they are surveying new road construction. They don’t feel confident until they consult a U.S. Corps of Engineers topographic map they have spread out on a Black and Decker Workmate set up on the green. Then they take a soil sample to determine moisture content and grass variety. By this time you’ve sat in the fairway so long you are getting hungry so you build a fire and roast hot dogs.

Golf Course Management

I don’t find many course marshals that do anything to deter slow play. One marshal told me, “There’s really nothing we can do. Even if we let people play through it doesn’t help.” Maybe he would be more effective if he wasn’t sneaking into the trees for a shot of Jack Daniels. He isn’t helping when he yells at a foursome for having eight players on the fairway because he’s seeing double.

Many golf courses don’t get it at all. I saw one course that had a sign near a water hole that said “No Fishing!” So far I haven’t had to wait because the foursome in front of me was fishing. Hey, not a bad idea- “Martha, I shot 175 again, but look at this mackerel! I hooked him with some ham on the end of a sharpened golf tee.”

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